April 29, 2010
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A Letter to my Uterus
Dear Uterus,
I get it, okay?
You really want to have a baby. I completely understand, seeing that babies are so cute and pinchable, but I’m not ready to have a baby! In fact, I’m not even going to consider having a baby in the next 10 years. I’m glad to know that you’re trying to show me some responsibility by making a nice and comfy home for a baby every month, but when I say “no babies,” I actually mean “NO BABIES!!!”
I’m trying to be nice here, but it’s getting difficult, considering how you decide to completely flip out every month when no potential babies are delivered to your door.
I’ll be honest- I hate how dramatic you are.
