March 7, 2010
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A Trip to No-Man’s Land
The joke is seemingly timeless. We females go to the restroom in packs. We get it. You think we don’t know? Well maybe it’s time you learned something that YOU don’t know. What you don’t understand is that the girls’ public restroom is uncharted territory where scary, annoying, and just downright disgusting things happen. Let’s take you on a tutorial through the women’s high school bathroom, shall we?
That dreaded time of day has come, and while you’d do anything to avoid it… the inevitable happens and nature comes calling. You make it to the bathroom, which we’ll hereafter refer to as No-Man’s Land (not because there are no men…but because it’s like crawling out of your safe, yet rat-infested trench into broad daylight within the scope of all your enemies.) and, of course, there’s always a line. Not most of the time. Always. Often times the line is enough to make your emergency suddenly go away. However, on some days, like today, you’ve really got to go.
Now, when standing in line, one of two things will usually happen.
