January 15, 2010
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Things I’d Like To Know
Bees, wasps, hornets, and houseflies….Why aren’t they afraid of us?? We’re way bigger than they are. Are they all retarded or do they have a really screwed up line of vision that makes them THINK they are bigger than we are? And why don’t houseflies take a hint? Hello? I’m swatting at you??? Go away?
Why don’t they? I’d like to know. God I hate houseflies, good for nothing little buggers.
I’m surprised, almost every day, that housecats don’t rule the planet. They certainly rule the homes they live in.Why haven’t they expanded their sphere of influence? I’d like to know.
People have been talking about Bigfoot for years, there are societies devoted to finding him. No one has ever turned in a skeleton or even a tuft of hair. Bigfoot has had people fascinated for centuries, yet now that he is living above me (with the shower masturbating daughter) no one has contacted me and asked me to shoot him, or at the very least collect a few samples.
Why not? I’d like to know. They’re writing me off before I even discussed a bounty or finders fee.
While we’re speaking of science. Beer in my Cave evaporates aproximately 75% faster here than anywhere else on Earth. Not only that, but my empties clone themselves. Yet no one from the scientific community has asked to do a study. Why is that? I’d like to know.
John married Yoko. I’d sure like that explained to me.
Sandra Bullock , now way past her prime looks wise, is still playing the goofy romantic ingenue roles she played 12 years ago. And she was the number one star at the box office in 2009. How can this be?
Any and all answers would be appreciated.
