November 18, 2009
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Why It’s Better to Date a Nerd!
I’m a self professed nerd, and on behalf of my fellow nerds out in Nerdom, I present to you an argument of why you should give the nerds a chance. So with out further delay the top reasons why it’s better to date a nerd…
1) Nerds try harder
Let’s face it. The number of partners a nerd has had is likely going to be (1 – i)2 where 0 ≤ i ≤ 1 . So when a nerd gets a chance with someone, they’re going to put it into warp factor 9 and go to town trying to be the best boyfriend or girlfriend ever!
2) Nerds are more successful
While the captain of the football team was working on his washboard abs, and the head cheerleader was discovering new and more interesting ways to flash her panties to a large crowd…the nerds were busy studying hard and getting further ahead in life. Sure washboard abs are great, and flexibility is cool…but when your body turns to flab, and your looks fade…who’s gonna have the money to pay for that desperately needed plastic surgery? That’s right…the nerds. So better suck up while you can and give a nerd a chance.
3) Nerds make better conversation
Despite the handicap of social awkwardness, a geek will always make better conversation. Nerds read more, and are constantly learning. You can have a conversation with a geek about pretty much anything (that isn’t sport related) and they’ll at be able to follow what you’re saying.
4) You can use a Nerd’s social awkwardness to your advantage
Maybe you’re the type that has been in relationship where trust is an issue. Well have no fear. If you date a nerd, the silly social awkwardness will pretty much guarantee that you’ll never be cheated on. If they have such a hard time asking you out, imagine them trying to cheat on you behind your back! Nuh uh…it’ll never happen. The natural social awkwardness that nerds have is a desirable trait that will ward off impending attacks of the green monster called jealousy.
5) Nerds make better lovers.
So we’ve all heard that it’s not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean that counts. Well, wouldn’t you want a nerd that has a masters degree in fluid dynamics? When all the pretty people are busy having sloppy dumb sex, the nerds are researching technical manuals on tantric sex and scientifically proven stimulation techniques. Seriously…who do you think came up with the design for a vibrator…a jock? Pshhhaaawww.
I’m sure there are a multitude of fantastic reasons that I haven’t listed here. So I call to you my fellow nerds in Nerdom….tell the world why you’re the better option! And girls, what do you think? Have you been with a nerd and had better dating experiences with them as opposed to a jock?
