November 13, 2009
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“New Moon” is Overrated
I hate to downplay everyone’s excitement for Friday’s premiere of New Moon, but seriously, do we have to watch Bella and Jacob since Edward dumped her, because he was afraid of loving her? It’s stupid, it’s another teen vampire movie with no class and substance. Bella is clingy, and way too emotional. Seriously, what teenage girl, and I am saying this because I was one at one time, would put herself in danger that many times and follow a teenage vampire around? Is she stupid or brain-dead?
Jacob is a werewolf, she should have learned her lesson the first time around in Twilight, to not mess with other worldly creatures…it only gets you in MORE trouble. I have to say the books were eh alright, I can read them if there is nothing else for me to read, but Twilight sucked, and I will say it did. I mean I can watch Angel all night long because let’s face it, Angel is a hot, dark, sinister vampire, who can and will kill beings that need killed. He isn’t a touchy vampire. He did fall in love with Buffy, all of us who have watched the show know what happened one night of passion did to him. He lost his soul, he turned evil, and luckily he was able to get his soul back.
But never does Angel follow and act like a puppy to some girl. I loved when he married Cordelia, but that was different she was never clingy and that probably why I would prefer to watch Angel over New Moon. For all of you New Moon fans get a life and realize that there are other things more worthy of your time than watching Edward and Bella and Bella and Jacob and Bella just being a stupid idiot. Bella is stupid; she is a product of a middle aged woman who probably hasn’t gotten laid in years and she is reenacting her teen fantasies because she probably wanted to have a vampire come and bite her and give her immortal life.
Enough of my ranting – are you going to see New Moon or are you going to skip it?
